OMG. These Vivienne Westwood welly boots are, quite simply,'practical' perfection. If I went to festivals, I would be cracking out both pairs without a shadow of a doubt. Sadly, I am too highly-strung to do festivals, love not camping and if I don't have a shower every day I have a literal nervous breakdown. If there was a 1980s one-day festival, however, things would be different. But for now, I will have to make do with admiring these genius boots and perhaps invest in them for country walks come autumn. Yes, that sounds far more me.